This is an eclectic collection of some of my all-time favorite quotes. Some are silly and fun; some are more compelling, and some are just plain sarcastic—a bit like my persona. Enjoy!

You should at least be the leading lady in your own life.

—From the movie “The Holiday”

True friends stab you in the front.

—Oscar Wilde

A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

—Dave Meurer

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright before they speak.

—Alan Dundes

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

—Stephen Tyler

Wherever you go, there you are. 

—Jon Kabat-Zinn

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

—Oscar Wilde

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. 

—Aristotle

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching.

—C.S. Lewis

Life is short. Smile while you have teeth. 

—Mallory Hopkins

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

—Unknown

Women always worry about the things men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember.

—Albert Einstein