Here’s a little selection of quotes—funny, poignant and sweet—to honor the month of love. We could all use more love, and I always enjoy laughter, so of course I had to include some humorous ones.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.
Love: the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly’s bigger.
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Being deeply loved gives you strength. Loving deeply gives you courage.
Who, being loved, is poor?
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
—Henry David Thoreau
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
You don’t love because: you love despite; not for the virtues, but despite the faults.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses and yet it is the humblest imaginable.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.